3.1 Coming Tomorrow!

Confirmed by Blizzard here - 3.1 is coming tomorrow.

For people currently taking a break, might be a good time to come back. Any raids on hiatus should take the next opportunity to touch base with their raid leader and get back into the groove to melt Yogg-Saron's face off.

Blizzard April Fools Round up

OH MAN. Blizzard may not have done a lot of big stuff this year, but they sure made it fun to hunt them down.

Diablo 3's funnies for the day is the archivist class. I always wanted to play Deckard, and now I still can't, but you can check out what it would be like here. The videos of the spells are just awesome. And really, who doesn't want to have 15 billion responses for the terrible NPC dialogue for them to navigate through.


WoW's turn in North America is the new Dance Battle System. Not nearly as cool as the archivist, unfortunately. In europe they got Pimp-my-Mount, a lot more interesting fun and believeable 'cause now I actually wants it.

StarCraft 2 got a pretty good one. The Terra-Tron terran unit, a massive mech composed of a specific combination of buildings that just blows the mind.

All in all, not a bad day for blizzard's fun department. Can't wait to see the archivist level in Diablo 3 now.

Gwaendel Downs Malygos

After many, many failed attempts with 8 people, Gwaendel has finally managed to participate in a Malygos kill. Quite pleased with myself for doing 5600dps. It was one of the best fights I've ever seen in the game. Thanks to everyone that helped me down him. Hopefully more of you can experience this awesome fight before you out gear it like crazy. I can't wait until Ulduar comes out and I can get even better gear to squash his face with. Here are a few screens to show you guys. Right of this text is Alexstrazsa and her gift. And then there's some more below!

Buttpull Downs Malygos (Weeks Ago)!

So, I am totally late in posting this. But hey! Malygos down (1/31/2009) in 10 man, most of 25 Man Naxx has been completed with 20 people as well. You can blame Marrs' insane love of achievements on our putzy progress.

Weekly Demotivator - 02/01/2009

OHAI! It's time for another demotivator. Someone was supposed to post something before it that was actually motivating but he's a SLACKER. So in honor of that, I present to you Procrastination:

Weekly Demotivator - 01/25/2009

Hey, it's been a week already, so time for another demotivator! It's only been 4 years now. You still love this game....don't you?

Weekly Demotivator - 01/18/2009

Ok, this is a new column I'm starting to "inspire" the guild. Each week I will feature a different Demotivator for your epic lulz. I figured we'd start the column with a particularly brutal one. If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?